So Ms Lavi calls me to the stand.

Did you contact Mr Cordero's employer? yes, to express my concern that he used a Washington State Ferries envelope to mail a defamatory letter to my neighbor.
Did you contact Mr Cordero's therapist, Nancy Broaders? yes, to express my concern that Mr Cordero fell off the wagon and sat staring at his loaded shotgun for an hour.
Aside from those contacts, did you contact anyone else? yes, I contacted his friend Winda Benedetti because I was worried he would hurt himself.
Aside from these, did you contact anyone else? no
On 9/29/05, the day after Mr Corder got his temporary anti-harassment order, did you send any emails? no, Mr Cordero hacked into my email account and sent them to himself in an effort to frame me for violating his order.
Can you identify the people in the picture? yes, it's me and Mr Cordero
Have you ever used any aliases? yes, my given hebrew name, as a matter of precaution
Have you ever engaged in soliciting anonymous sex on the internet? yes, I was divorced, single, not interested in a relationship, but also not interested in being celibut.
Have you ever accepted money for sex? no
Do you love your son? very much so
Have you ever done any of these things with your son present? of course not, i only have him 50% of the time, what i do in my free time is my business.
Did you receive an email from John in July? yes
Was he interested in having a 'panty party' with you and another person, David? yes
no further questions